My friend explaining Erisol smut
Friend: If I'm feeling nice I might just RP Erisol with you
Friend: BUT NO SMUT..
Me: How do you even smut?
Friend: Eridan: Sollux you look so beautiful in the moonlight
Friend: Eridan: Except not really because we're kismesises
Friend: Eridan: So you look anti-beautiful in the not-moonlight
Friend: And then they did it and there was yellow and purple liquid...
Friend: Everywhere
Me: *Dying slowly*